America, Carrie is YOUR American Idol!
So, there you have it. I tried to vote for Bo, but the line was busy at first and then it was finally answered, not by Idol’s service, but by James Earl Jones welcoming me to Verizon.
I am definitely happy for Carrie. I mean, it seems like a true rags to riches deal. Like an old Hollywood picture where the young starlet is discovered while having lunch at the automat.
It may have been too much too ask for America to vote a roots rocker in, but Bo shouldn’t have too much to worry about, since he is President of (Randy’s) Dog Pound and has Clive Davis making grand pronouncements about their working together in the near future.
Plus, when you think about it, all else being equal, the hillbilly with the missing tooth has little chance against the pretty blond.
And now, on to DANCING WITH THE STARS!
1 Comments:
Well daveB, there is a tremendous upside to Carrie Underwood winning. She may someday appear naked in Playboy in a desperate attempt to revive her failed stab at success as a pop star, much the same as I suspect Kelly whatsherface will do if she can keep from porking up again. And, like Kelly, she will probably produce a few catchy hit pop tunes before her shooting star fizzles fo' shizzle, so as consumers of pop media we will have some new pop tunes for our ears to graze on for the couple of months they're popular, and then after she's gone for a couple years we'll get the Playboy spread (or if we're really lucky, Penthouse or Hustler!)
So take heart, only a Stet would want to see Bo Bice in da nude in P-girl!!! Besides, his name sounds like that silly name song: "bo bice fo fice, banana fana fo fice, re ri ro rice - bo bice"!!! LOLMAO!!!
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